A surprise party for Deliah Jennings 16 teenagers get pregnant(
ages of 13 to 17years) when 17 year old Tallahassee Herald accidentally
ejaculated into the pool where some of the teenagers were swimming. He claimed
that there was no sex at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the
pool by accident.
“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy
going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say
that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to
undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” “I’ve become
some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my
hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.
Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes the young man has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent. “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
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